Real nigga haiku

hervacationh0me:

What’s really good, ma?
Let me ask you a question
Why yo’ ass so fat?

me: i'm finally happy
life: lol no just wait
me high

You trying to fuck? I mean yolo.

Since today is the day that I wouldn’t do my essay then do my essay for the rest of the months.
I’m going to pig out, play this game and not think about life.

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ahhmanda:

The Notorious B.I.G. vs The XX | One More Chance For A Heart To Skip A Beat
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My love is like a fart, My life is like a fart.

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Just trying to live life little by little.
My snack corner is fill with these. Plus two burritos, two pizzas and dinner pastas plus Fruity Pebbles. The only reason why I got all this..is to take to class. My mom is amazing yo.

The Simpsons then Adventure Time? No wonder why I really love Mondays.

I’m really nice, I really am.

Tomorrow I’m going to do a polaroid self portrait of myself nude..or maybe not.